What is wrong with this picture? I swore I’d never marry again. But then again, I also swore I’d never drink tequila with the band, adopt more than one cat, or wear a strapless bra for as long as I lived. Needless to say, I’ve done all of them. Five weeks ago I married my BFF […]
Marriage. The word hasn’t crossed these lips for years. I wrote a book (quite a successful one I might add) about the virtues of being unmarried. I am the poster child for living single past 50. Since my divorce, I’m afraid of marriage. There. I said it out loud. Let’s digress. I moved in […]
Nothing says happy valentines day like a battery operated squealing pig head or a dozen pairs of tube socks. Yes, I’m serious.
I am. Well, at least I’ve had my turn up at bat and the game isn’t over yet. Yup, I’ve been a failure many times over. My first attempt at an upside-down pineapple cake ended up looking like an oozing pancake and my first business thrived for only one year. That’s okay because I went […]
A few years back, I went to a hypnotist in hopes of helping me with my memory. What was I saying? While he was trying to put me under, he told me to go to my happy place. My what? I sat there struggling to think of what my happy place was. Then I broke […]
